Puddin’ Finger Pivot

We are getting 3 knuckles deep into the issues facing the nation this week on Maximum News! Ron DeSantis made some more disgusting moves this week, but none perhaps more disgusting than the way he chooses to imbibe his pudding cups. Trump has chosen to capitalize on this by making one of the grossest attack ads in modern history. Also this week, TN reps Justin Jones and Justin Pearson were bot reinstated to their house seats, Clarence Thomas has got to go, Trump wanted to know identities of jurors in E. Jean Carroll case and a judge said absolutely not, and who the fuck is Matthew Kascmaryk?